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And more importantly, she WANTS you to give it to her Why does it matter what "it" looks like Are you like Charlotte from Sex and the City who had never "seen" her pussy. If we head outside to a park to romp around in the grass, both pussy pets must be on a leash We save sleeping together in my bed for the weekends, so we have the time to sleep in late and lounge around in bed until late the next morning - Has he already left. They aren’t going to tell you good things, they’re gonna try to get you to hate men like they do Trust me, okay The guy with the weird hang-ups who always wanted to shower after having his mouth on your pussy His days of trial-and-error are hitting a second decade, and he’s seriously considering one of those damn Fleshlights. She loves to be touched; rubbing her ass back and forth and back and forth up against my bare legs; batting her long lashes and crying out for more She's quite talkative; always having to get the last word in edge-wise,or constantly interjecting her opinions (see discipline). The answer is- I can't. Make sure that in your mind, her needs are always first I've found they also love taking baths together too. 1. Sometime women themselves don’t know, They have the muscles but we have the power to make their lives beautiful or not, and if we don’t do our part, they won’t do theirs, it’s as simple as that, they do not respond to negativity, no one does…and there’s a reason there are two, we do compliment each other, and we are meant to go through this life hand in hand After some time passed, both pussy pets have come to realize how much they enjoy being together Good luck in serving your own mistress if you have been claimed, if you haven’t, and you’ve ever felt the desire to be a submissive, find someone that will collar you, it’s a hell of an experience, It's a good question, one with many answers. They know a lot more about pussies than you do Guys do that action thing, not words, and they like actions, they like Rambo and Fred Flintstone and they’d really rather you just showed them attention than sat and said, ok, so tell me your true inner feelings here…so hey Go for the bare look by going to the salon and getting waxed or by shaving it yourself - ) B, Well, you better start shopping for attorneys then, cause it’s too far gone. Trust me girls, it doesn't, It's a beautiful sight, even for the most self-conscious (I know because I avoid mirrors, but still managed to take and enjoy some great pictures of the slide of a toy into my pussy). As a former nerd, I truly believe every social outcast knows what behaviors are geeky and which are slightly cool - This isn’t a sex manual or a how to manual it is really about caring about each other…the rest sort of falls into place when we do care and listen, so listen to this stuff, please - They are such good creatures if you’d only just realize it. But someone else is, Her perfectly lush, pussy lips are dark; almost purple; and she has full, ample nipples, which compliment her bountiful hips and round, supple ass If the mood strikes them they'll curl up and sleep together on the floor While you're down there, why not play a little so you can witness the changes your body makes when it's aroused, Cool guys act like other cool guys, Ladies, I recently wrote a story called What Every Man Wants…and posted it on a website, just sort of for fun, and because I think it is so long overdue. Their wants, their egos, they deserve a little care and consideration, that’s all, Help us be better and happier, and help me stay with you

If I am ashamed of my body, of the very parts of me that make me unique as a woman, how can I give the gift of myself to another Eventually, the nerd learns to ACT less nerdy You could be having sex with an actual girl right now, He's not checking himself out girls; it's what he's doing to you that he's admiring - Trust me on this - Pets are always so happy to see you; rubbing up against you or licking your feet; delighted to have you home She is very special, and needs to be reminded of that as much as possible, you are her loyal pet, and will never leave her side, never hurt her, never let her down Hey ever seen a bunch of guys shrieking and bawling, no - She may think you’re a loser with bad taste in music, but that hole between her legs isn’t there for looks We lost her so young…) SEDUCTION is the solution. This is the most important part of being a pet, beyond all else, good or naughty… it’s the loving pet who is kept for eternity Be open to all kinds of experiences, this may be the second most important, The Introduction: Introducing a new pet into its new home or introducing your new pet to an existing pet can sometimes be tricky Remember that awesome Enterprise model you built with all the fiber optics. Her blond hair is extremely fine and very, very soft to the touch, and she has black highlights at the tips; adding interest to her light-colored features; making her sexy and exotic They don’t even know how, let alone why, so it’s totally unnerving to them when we do that stuff…and then they just sort of huddle in like turtles waiting for the enemy to go away. You either just found out that Blink 182 cancelled their concert in your city, or you haven’t seen non-Internet pussy since you peeped your sister in grade school See our user's amateur home archives, My pets hated one another for months until they both finally realized I loved them equally; helping them to bond Forget them. I know you’re hungry for sloppy sweat-dripping sex this weekend, if only a good friend would take the time to explain what the fuck women are thinking. They hate being yelled at and bitched at even if they do do something stupid, friends don’t nag each other - They just want us to be happy and they just want to be happy too - They don’t, It’s a guy thing, guys aren’t allowed to whine per the guy handbook, page 37, chapter titled unmanly behavior, and so they don’t I know you don’t think you have it in you to seduce a woman, but even YOU have an anti-cowardly core deep within you just waiting to burst to the surface and shout, “Hey world, I’m a male. As women, we should stop being ashamed of ourselves, of our desires, our fantasies, and our bodies, Deny her no power, if you aren’t 100% certain you are allowed to do something, then ask mistress politely for permission to do it After threatening pussy pet number two with the paddle, whip, or cat o' nine tails and she still refuses to obey me, I'm forced to use extreme measures to discipline her: Hog tying her while I'm away at work all day; gag ball in her mouth; trying to teach her that I'm the boss; the mistress of the house and she must obey me Pussy pet number one understands the rules; she obeys me and I don't have to discipline her very often, unless of course it's treat time and she wants a good spanking across her delicious bottom If you're considering owning a pet, I've put together a list of items below that I hope you find helpful - (Two holes at once, she’ll never be seen in public again. Discipline should be used to demonstrate that rules are necessary to not only protect your pet, but discipline is essential at keeping the chaos in your house to a minimum But they're a minority, and it's their own preferences that make them that way - One girl will say yes, eventually, HEY - It's not a hard job, just requires some scissors; it's easiest while sitting on the toilet (instant disposal of the hair and easier straddling position) - nage a trios with playful pussies, I'm the mistress of the house, and I want my pets to be happy, so I acquiesce to pussy pet number two's naughty behavior and spank, whip, slap, blindfold, confine and tie her up, until she obeys me and then I lavish her with kisses and love,

I want to be seen, tasted, and thoroughly devoured - I'm okay with this behavior as their owner A truly amazing pet is the one that could get off simply by hearing his mistress moan with the pleasure he is giving her… but a good pet would never orgasm without his mistress’ expressed permission of course Visualize what you want, have a plan for getting it That’s the feeling of accomplishment I’m talking about - Absolutely Knowing that they both have one another has really made a difference in our happy home Whether you love cats, dogs, birds, fish, snakes, rabbits, turtles, or pussies, pets make terrific additions to the family - Well I wanted to get this on line, for the guys, I did…I got so many emails I couldn’t answer them all and most of them are answered in this, they are, Mostly they said thanks and please please do more. Does it bother you to have a full bush It is not about you Well, in the first 24 hours it was on line, over 10,000 people read it, and some 350 men sent emails to me begging for advice and applauding my efforts and asking me to help more, and even saying, please, oh please let my wife read this - ), and exactly where your very important openings are, allows my partner the pleasure of pleasing me. PRACTICE NOT-SUCKING Not-Sucking is your first step toward having a girl say “Yes” to a date, Set a goal. She’s not interested - She has small and pink, perky nipples, a tight little ass and dainty pussy feet. My pussy pets and I frolic around the house all the time; naked; breasts bouncing, hair flying, lots of laughter and smiles Be open to sudden change… many evenings mistress may not want a pet… she may simply want her lover, or maybe even reverse roles entirely so she can be submissive herself for a while They want to matter in your lives, just like we want to matter in theirs…so ladies first has always been the rule, so make them important in their own lives, in yours And perhaps the reason for so many dissatisfying sex lives is that many others can't either, So I thought, what the hell, I’ll try my hand at writing this and see where it goes It sucks to get rejected, but it sucks worse tugging your wiener alone in your basement throughout the new decade, Really, I wrote it for some of the men in my life, guys I’ve worked with, some may be your husbands even, and guys I know. A good pet should always go the extra mile, if she wants something done, do it well or even far better than she expected you too, the pleased look on her face should be enough reward for any pet, Just be careful not to get too close to the skin, Nerd I've been there, for ten years, and I know how easy it is to believe that your pussy tastes or smells bad 6 What have you got to lose, or Take your nuts out of the jar, strap them on, and hit the bricks, Discipline/Obedience: You may have noticed that I have referred to this chapter in other areas throughout the How To text I’m good in the sack A. Feelings of jealousy between two pets can lead to a lot of yelling, screaming and pussy fighting between your pets, and that just isn't fun at all; imagine hair flying, screaming tantrums and slammed doors in your home Good men, not bad men…hardworking, these guys so try, and we so mystify them, and ignore them and abuse them, Ever notice him look down while he's on top, watching his cock plunge into you.

Your pet can make you laugh after a rough day, cozy up to you on a blistering, cold night, and make bath time an exciting and fun experience - Love is a gift we receive, and it’s a precious gift, and we need to both respect and care for it, because without it the world is a very colorless place Though this may be difficult sometime for a good pet who is so used to being subservient to her, but a pet should be able to do it without question, after all, it’s still giving her what she needs, putting her first in a round about way - CREATE A PERSONA, BUT DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF Girls are a demonic paradox in that they love being lied to, as long as they KNOW they’re being lied to In other words, SEDUCTION. Ask a lesbian She loves having her fluffy, long, silky tail brushed Have good control of yourself and great willpower, only very few mistresses would allow their pets to orgasm at their own leisure, and to most it would be a grievous insult to them to orgasm without their permission Men aren’t selfish, they really aren’t, what they are is quiet, introspective and unsure how to explain what they want any more than you are at times 1 On The Bed, and Other Furniture 4, Oh thank you, if she would just realize I just want to be loved and to love her, and I’m sorry I forgot to take out the trash two months ago, I am They're not picky about where they end up After countless hours of disciplining pussy pet number two, I've finally come to the realization that she enjoys provoking me. I’ll write more, but if a man hands you this and this article, listen to what he’s trying to say, it’s not he’s complaining, it’s he asking, he’s saying help, I'm a big fan of pet ownership. It helps further the bond between you and your pet, It is, don’t learn about men from man haters, that’s like learning how to cook from a frat house, I've have had all types of pussy pet breeds, and quite frankly, I thoroughly enjoyed them all A pet's sole purpose in life is to love you and make you happy, Well I think it’s about time some one let up on these guys, ladies, I work out there, it’s TOUGH, they put up with incredible pressures to bring home that check for you to spend. The taste and smell of a pussy is sexy and sweet, with just the right tangy kick, Learn to Desire her pleasure, learn to -enjoy- making her orgasm even if you’re getting no such treatment yourself We should not hide our smells and tastes This may or may not fit your pet's style, but it's a perfect fit for my pussy pets You must find your self-confidence before you’ll be ready for the SEDUCTION in Part 2, Once you’ve discovered life as a man, you’ll never take unstrap them again (They work TOO good, my tempted friend - These are just some thoughts of mine on what a pet should do for it’s mistress, I’ve been owned by my mistress for a long while now, and have never been happier, It should be used to make your pet understand that you're the master or the mistress of the house I wish you the best of luck and hope that you enjoy pet ownership as much as I do This goes for everything from chores she wishes you to do, to sexual acts They go to work, they sit in front of the TV, they mow the yard, they grumble occasionally, but men literally don’t talk as much as we do, and they have men theories about stuff like women, things like “pick your battles” and don’t mess with PMS and giving in is easier than fighting and they sort of figure they have to put up with how squirrelly we are or we won’t put up with them, This may come as a surprise to some of you women out there, but men are people too, they really are, there are good ones, and not so good ones, and a few who could use some serious remodeling, but all in all, they are just humans with real feelings and real hearts, and a lot of men have really generous spirits, they do, and they don’t deserve being treated like they often are. When they see a cool haircut, they try it out when they visit the stylist (NOT barber, Cletus) So will you please give him a chance and think about how he must feel when you sound off or ignore him or put him off, or tell him you’re too tired, or snarl at him or wound his pride, would you please. There is nothing wrong or gross or bad about nestling between a woman's legs and feasting on her - Nothing forced, nothing illegal, nothing clumsy. You are her toy to tease and torment as she wants, for her own pleasure, and when you are a good pet…then she may allow you pleasure of your own beyond that gained simply from serving her

She holds your leash, and expects that you wont do anything she doesn’t want you to do - Not overnight, but you’ve got to start somewhere, It’s nothing to be ashamed of, As far as bathing, both my pets enjoy licking the other clean; clean as a whistle Another important step to being "bush confident" is taking care of any hair issues you have. SEDUCTION is fun, for you and for her, Sometimes as a bonus, I'll smack her ass with the back of the brush handle; sending her into ecstasy, and she pushes her generous butt further into the air; hips swaying, praying that I'll do it again and again and again. Ask a girl, get slammed, ask a girl, get slammed… Yes it’s a pattern, but IT WILL END. Pussy pet number two has had to learn the house rules the hard way, I'm afraid Free blow job and facials youtube-like videos you always wanted. If you're not completely confident in your body, in your womanhood, confident not just in your breasts or in the sway of your hips, but in every aspect of your body, it is impossible to revel in the innate sensuality and sexuality of being a girl. Pussy pet number two is relatively new to our family and possesses a completely different personality and different features than pussy pet number one Women sent emails, even, saying you’re so right and I do forget and so many women don’t even realize this They look in the mirror and teach themselves how to smile without any buckteeth protruding "Me-ore - You’d let the dog in if it scratched at the door wouldn’t you She has very long, chestnut-colored hair with strands of summer gold running through it. I've accidentally walked in on them from time to time, sleeping together on the couch, a chair, or the window seat (exhibitionism). They play together; washing the other's hair, backs and all the hiding places that get dirty, like in between pussy toes, underneath their long, talon nails, the skin beneath their pussy nipples and the delicate, soft, wet folds just behind their tails - Both my pets wear black latex, full bodied cat suits, with 4" stiletto, black leather healed boots, neck collars and an occasional, ball gag, Learn to enjoy a little pain… as we all make mistakes, sooner or later mistress will have need to punish you, but she will be more pleased if you take your punishment well rather than sobbing like a pansy, C I’ve thought about it for years, I am so tired of male bashing, and I so like men Remember that if mistress doesn’t want you to do something, she has her reasons, and they are good enough for any pet Her pussy ears and long pussy tail look like they've been dipped in black ink, Forget him, too - Discipline is very important You’ll master the intricacies of one pick-up line, then two, and eventually you’re making up your own - It’s so wrong For that matter, if you have a partner who seems to like giving oral sex, as I've discovered many men do, actually listen to him when he tells you he loves the way you taste, the way you smell you when you're aroused, the way you grab his head when he's doing something that feels good, the way your legs tighten around his ears as your body begins to tremble in climax And more importantly, how to keep it in place during a date, Finally, Always, always make sure your mistress knows just how much you love her, ) IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. Just whip those clothes off and stand there when he comes in and say hi, he will catch on, trust me on this, and if he doesn’t It does not matter that you need something right now, if mistress asked you to do something else Pet Care: Pet maintenance means providing your pet with a proper nutrition, grooming them regularly, and making sure they have all their necessary vaccinations There’s more to me than RPGs and Vanilla Coke and my mom’s hand lotion Do you hate to see your partner pulling pubic hair from his teeth. Does it really make a difference whether you're confident in your pussy,

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