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7, And what they’d like, if they hand you this, is to get closer to you, to fix the problems and to make your relationship stronger and more rewarding for you both, and I sort of ended up their spokesperson, cause I sort of speak their language If I am ashamed of my body, of the very parts of me that make me unique as a woman, how can I give the gift of myself to another While you're down there, why not play a little so you can witness the changes your body makes when it's aroused - Just good ol’ fashioned charm Once you’ve discovered life as a man, you’ll never take unstrap them again. And what they want is to be your man, your idol, your hero, and your friend, Well I wanted to get this on line, for the guys, I did…I got so many emails I couldn’t answer them all and most of them are answered in this, they are, Discipline should be used to demonstrate that rules are necessary to not only protect your pet, but discipline is essential at keeping the chaos in your house to a minimum We should not hide our smells and tastes Love needs care and feeding, it needs sunlight and water, and good soil to grow and flourish in health, and all he is trying to say with this, is he isn’t flourishing and he wants to - For that matter, if you have a partner who seems to like giving oral sex, as I've discovered many men do, actually listen to him when he tells you he loves the way you taste, the way you smell you when you're aroused, the way you grab his head when he's doing something that feels good, the way your legs tighten around his ears as your body begins to tremble in climax Does it bother you to have a full bush I’ve read articles in every women’s magazine out there, from the louse reports to the how to tell what he is by the color of his socks, the commitaphobes and the labels that basically, are about every guy is a piece of junk and without a paycheck they’d be outlawed entirely, the can’t live with them and it’s illegal to shoot them articles, the ones about he done me wrong, and he done them all wrong, and the ones that just say all men are just naturally stinkers, and it’s just Men won’t tell you this, actually, it’s almost beyond them to, and they’re scared of us, cause we scream and sob and rant and rave and accuse, which is a girl thing, and they really aren’t sure how to deal with it when we do that, 1 We lost her so young…) SEDUCTION is the solution, She purrs and coos loudly; letting me know she loves the attention; loves to feel the hard brush bristles running through her hair; abrading her skin, Remember that if mistress doesn’t want you to do something, she has her reasons, and they are good enough for any pet, I've found they also love taking baths together too Pet Care: Pet maintenance means providing your pet with a proper nutrition, grooming them regularly, and making sure they have all their necessary vaccinations. 8 This is known as the “Bad Boy Syndrome,” wherein bikers tell college coeds that they’re looking for a commitment, and the girl believes him because she wants to see just how big that bulge in hi - They know a lot more about pussies than you do, Ask a girl, get slammed, ask a girl, get slammed… Yes it’s a pattern, but IT WILL END, ASK GIRLS TO GO ON DATES News flash, Peter Pan -- the girl won’t ask you, If we head outside to a park to romp around in the grass, both pussy pets must be on a leash It does not matter that you need something right now, if mistress asked you to do something else Ladies, I recently wrote a story called What Every Man Wants…and posted it on a website, just sort of for fun, and because I think it is so long overdue, You either just found out that Blink 182 cancelled their concert in your city, or you haven’t seen non-Internet pussy since you peeped your sister in grade school. I've have had all types of pussy pet breeds, and quite frankly, I thoroughly enjoyed them all. Sometime women themselves don’t know, A good pet should always go the extra mile, if she wants something done, do it well or even far better than she expected you too, the pleased look on her face should be enough reward for any pet Don't believe me, She’s not interested. PRACTICE NOT-SUCKING Not-Sucking is your first step toward having a girl say “Yes” to a date. I'm lucky, because my pets love eating nearly all the same foods I eat: Fresh, multi-colored vegetables, lots of fresh fish and high fiber, low fat carbohydrates, like brown rice. CREATE A PERSONA, BUT DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF Girls are a demonic paradox in that they love being lied to, as long as they KNOW they’re being lied to. And perhaps the reason for so many dissatisfying sex lives is that many others can't either

Final Words: Well, I hope your find these tips helpful in getting you started with owning a pet 9 It sucks to get rejected, but it sucks worse tugging your wiener alone in your basement throughout the new decade Often times handling a “fun” punishment badly can earn a pet a night spent alone on the cold floor, untouched and ignored… which is far worse than any physical pain mistress would willingly inflict, HEY, As far as bathing, both my pets enjoy licking the other clean; clean as a whistle, See girls, guys don’t talk. They're not picky about where they end up I promise, See our user's amateur home archives 2 Play Time: Play time is essential for your pets and for you - Men aren’t selfish, they really aren’t, what they are is quiet, introspective and unsure how to explain what they want any more than you are at times Things to notice when you're checking yourself out: the flare of your labia (otherwise known as your pussy lips), the varying hues of your folds of skin (who knew it was such a colorful region. Do you hate to see your partner pulling pubic hair from his teeth, There are times when we all sleep together in my bed, but that can get pretty crowded, hot, sweaty and loud (lots of zealous affection) which can cause issues with your neighbors, not to mention wreaking havoc on your circadian cycle, A pet's sole purpose in life is to love you and make you happy, I'll fill the bathtub full of water; adding a capful of cherry scented, bubble bath and they both climb into to the tub at the same time, This isn't a very pretty picture, is it There's been times when all three of us have ended up in the tub together; splashing, washing and sponge-bathing each other. ), and exactly where your very important openings are. That’s the feeling of accomplishment I’m talking about, On The Bed, and Other Furniture 4, Forget him, too, This pussy will do anything I ask of her; I've trained her well, As a former nerd, I truly believe every social outcast knows what behaviors are geeky and which are slightly cool. Be open to all kinds of experiences, this may be the second most important (They work TOO good, my tempted friend. 1 Nothing forced, nothing illegal, nothing clumsy One girl will say yes, eventually, A truly amazing pet is the one that could get off simply by hearing his mistress moan with the pleasure he is giving her… but a good pet would never orgasm without his mistress’ expressed permission of course - A ) B, You must find your self-confidence before you’ll be ready for the SEDUCTION in Part 2 Sleeping Arrangements: Both my pets have their own separate beds, and most of the time they sleep together; bodies spooning, or tangled and wrapped around the other in one bed or the other. She is very special, and needs to be reminded of that as much as possible, you are her loyal pet, and will never leave her side, never hurt her, never let her down ” But how to find that core, Pussy pet number one understands the rules; she obeys me and I don't have to discipline her very often, unless of course it's treat time and she wants a good spanking across her delicious bottom

I've mentioned a few challenges above, and of course there's some extra work and care involved in owning a pet, but in the end, the benefits are endless, Might I suggest how to begin - Be the man for once in your life, for christ’s sake Does it really make a difference whether you're confident in your pussy They look in the mirror and teach themselves how to smile without any buckteeth protruding. They snuggle and fondle one another, and if I'm not there, they're constantly rubbing up against each other, Overcoming Your Goofiness The path to the bedroom lies in self-confidence - Knowing that they both have one another has really made a difference in our happy home. 4, The biggest obstacle to overcome on the path to "bush confidence" is your own mind She has very long, chestnut-colored hair with strands of summer gold running through it We save sleeping together in my bed for the weekends, so we have the time to sleep in late and lounge around in bed until late the next morning - Why does it matter what "it" looks like - Pussy pet number one has a small delicate, sweet face with bright, hazel-colored, expressive eyes (Two holes at once, she’ll never be seen in public again. Help us be better and happier, and help me stay with you C The Introduction: Introducing a new pet into its new home or introducing your new pet to an existing pet can sometimes be tricky, So will you please give him a chance and think about how he must feel when you sound off or ignore him or put him off, or tell him you’re too tired, or snarl at him or wound his pride, would you please Well, in the first 24 hours it was on line, over 10,000 people read it, and some 350 men sent emails to me begging for advice and applauding my efforts and asking me to help more, and even saying, please, oh please let my wife read this - Really, I wrote it for some of the men in my life, guys I’ve worked with, some may be your husbands even, and guys I know, Discipline is very important, Yes, you with the Krispy Kreme t-shirt and broken heels on your Doc Martens If you already own one pet, it's quite possible that there may be some feelings of jealousy toward the new addition, so make sure you give plenty of undivided attention to both pets They aren’t going to tell you good things, they’re gonna try to get you to hate men like they do, I’ve thought about it for years, I am so tired of male bashing, and I so like men Go for the bare look by going to the salon and getting waxed or by shaving it yourself Hey ever seen a bunch of guys shrieking and bawling, no - I wish you the best of luck and hope that you enjoy pet ownership as much as I do - Be open to sudden change… many evenings mistress may not want a pet… she may simply want her lover, or maybe even reverse roles entirely so she can be submissive herself for a while - They are such good creatures if you’d only just realize it. She loves having her fluffy, long, silky tail brushed, And when I am being seen, tasted and devoured, I fully enjoy every second knowing that there isn't anything getting between me and his (or her) mouth, Owning a pet can bring a lot of added joy into your life, and it's almost impossible to stay in a bad mood for very long when you gaze upon a pair of devoted pet eyes, especially after coming home after an exhausting day Good luck in serving your own mistress if you have been claimed, if you haven’t, and you’ve ever felt the desire to be a submissive, find someone that will collar you, it’s a hell of an experience. It should be used to make your pet understand that you're the master or the mistress of the house, Ever watched yourself come or admired the way a toy looks sliding in and out of your pussy - Happy I could help This goes for everything from chores she wishes you to do, to sexual acts,

Sometimes as a bonus, I'll smack her ass with the back of the brush handle; sending her into ecstasy, and she pushes her generous butt further into the air; hips swaying, praying that I'll do it again and again and again, And more importantly, she WANTS you to give it to her In other words, SEDUCTION. ) IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. They want to matter in your lives, just like we want to matter in theirs…so ladies first has always been the rule, so make them important in their own lives, in yours. Nerd And that was last week It's a good question, one with many answers, Both my pets wear black latex, full bodied cat suits, with 4" stiletto, black leather healed boots, neck collars and an occasional, ball gag, They were full of shit about everything, if you recall, so there's no reason to believe them about this I tell her repetitively not to pounce on pussy pet number one and she knows not to use the carpet as her scratching post, but she does it anyway, because she knows she'll be punished later with the nipple clamps, or the spanking board, And more importantly, how to keep it in place during a date As a pet, pussy pets require very little maintenance and in return they're very loving, appreciative and affectionate Her perfectly lush, pussy lips are dark; almost purple; and she has full, ample nipples, which compliment her bountiful hips and round, supple ass They don’t - So I thought, what the hell, I’ll try my hand at writing this and see where it goes, She loves to be touched; rubbing her ass back and forth and back and forth up against my bare legs; batting her long lashes and crying out for more He's not checking himself out girls; it's what he's doing to you that he's admiring - Pay attention, you stunted adolescent Choosing Your Pet: I prefer having pussies as pets and I've owned a number of them over the years - Pussy pet number two is relatively new to our family and possesses a completely different personality and different features than pussy pet number one, allows my partner the pleasure of pleasing me, Are you like Charlotte from Sex and the City who had never "seen" her pussy It is, don’t learn about men from man haters, that’s like learning how to cook from a frat house. Has he already left - SEDUCTION is fun, for you and for her - Finally, Always, always make sure your mistress knows just how much you love her Another important step to being "bush confident" is taking care of any hair issues you have - Her cute, dainty, budding pink, pussy tongue peeks out behind her pouty, sensitive lips whenever I pet her. Wait, I bet I can guess I'm a big fan of pet ownership, Me-ore," she implores me; begging me not to stop Well treat the man in your life at least that well She has small and pink, perky nipples, a tight little ass and dainty pussy feet I know you’re hungry for sloppy sweat-dripping sex this weekend, if only a good friend would take the time to explain what the fuck women are thinking Perv Whether you love cats, dogs, birds, fish, snakes, rabbits, turtles, or pussies, pets make terrific additions to the family, There is nothing wrong or gross or bad about nestling between a woman's legs and feasting on her It’s so wrong

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