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Knowing that they both have one another has really made a difference in our happy home And here’s another secret you can write in your journal with the needlepoint R2D2 on the cover: That guy at work with the $30 haircut and bright red necktie from Neiman Marcus ain’t getting any better sex than you are As women, we should stop being ashamed of ourselves, of our desires, our fantasies, and our bodies - Well, in the first 24 hours it was on line, over 10,000 people read it, and some 350 men sent emails to me begging for advice and applauding my efforts and asking me to help more, and even saying, please, oh please let my wife read this, I know you’re hungry for sloppy sweat-dripping sex this weekend, if only a good friend would take the time to explain what the fuck women are thinking Eventually, the nerd learns to ACT less nerdy, I've found they also love taking baths together too, If that's you, the first thing you need to do is find yourself a hand-mirror and a private space and get yourself familiar with your nether regions. 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They hate being yelled at and bitched at even if they do do something stupid, friends don’t nag each other She has very long, chestnut-colored hair with strands of summer gold running through it - C Overcoming Your Goofiness The path to the bedroom lies in self-confidence, If you're not completely confident in your body, in your womanhood, confident not just in your breasts or in the sway of your hips, but in every aspect of your body, it is impossible to revel in the innate sensuality and sexuality of being a girl Yes, you with the Krispy Kreme t-shirt and broken heels on your Doc Martens Take your nuts out of the jar, strap them on, and hit the bricks. I've mentioned a few challenges above, and of course there's some extra work and care involved in owning a pet, but in the end, the benefits are endless, I know you don’t think you have it in you to seduce a woman, but even YOU have an anti-cowardly core deep within you just waiting to burst to the surface and shout, “Hey world, I’m a male, Go for the bare look by going to the salon and getting waxed or by shaving it yourself. Does it really make a difference whether you're confident in your pussy, Mostly they said thanks and please please do more. I’ll write more, but if a man hands you this and this article, listen to what he’s trying to say, it’s not he’s complaining, it’s he asking, he’s saying help, There is nothing wrong or gross or bad about nestling between a woman's legs and feasting on her Absolutely - Pet Attire: Choosing a distinctive style for your pet that best expresses what you want to convey can be a lot of fun for both you and your pet This is known as the “Bad Boy Syndrome,” wherein bikers tell college coeds that they’re looking for a commitment, and the girl believes him because she wants to see just how big that bulge in hi If you already own one pet, it's quite possible that there may be some feelings of jealousy toward the new addition, so make sure you give plenty of undivided attention to both pets Though you may disagree with my ideas, or may not even feel you need my advice, here it is anyway… I simply feel the need to say it, and this is as good of a place as any, It’s nothing to be ashamed of Sometime women themselves don’t know. Are you like Charlotte from Sex and the City who had never "seen" her pussy. That’s the feeling of accomplishment I’m talking about When they see a cool haircut, they try it out when they visit the stylist (NOT barber, Cletus) Listen, it’s alright Listen to him when he tells you he loves to get his mouth on you, not because he wants a return favor (though, of course, he does) but because he enjoys it - This may or may not fit your pet's style, but it's a perfect fit for my pussy pets, Trust me girls, it doesn't, I'm a big fan of pet ownership, 1, Hey ever seen a bunch of guys shrieking and bawling, no I want to be seen, tasted, and thoroughly devoured I’ve thought about it for years, I am so tired of male bashing, and I so like men Have good control of yourself and great willpower, only very few mistresses would allow their pets to orgasm at their own leisure, and to most it would be a grievous insult to them to orgasm without their permission. 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It should be used to make your pet understand that you're the master or the mistress of the house, I wish you the best of luck and hope that you enjoy pet ownership as much as I do. And while fucking is great, there's nothing quite like a partner sucking, licking, nibbling, and thoroughly tongue fucking you to multiple orgasm exhaustion, PRACTICE NOT-SUCKING Not-Sucking is your first step toward having a girl say “Yes” to a date Ask a girl, get slammed, ask a girl, get slammed… Yes it’s a pattern, but IT WILL END ), and exactly where your very important openings are While you're down there, why not play a little so you can witness the changes your body makes when it's aroused - And I guess if it helps one of you, have a better relationship and a happier life, well, you’re welcome After countless hours of disciplining pussy pet number two, I've finally come to the realization that she enjoys provoking me But they're a minority, and it's their own preferences that make them that way, It is, don’t learn about men from man haters, that’s like learning how to cook from a frat house See our user's amateur home archives. She purrs and coos loudly; letting me know she loves the attention; loves to feel the hard brush bristles running through her hair; abrading her skin It’s a guy thing, guys aren’t allowed to whine per the guy handbook, page 37, chapter titled unmanly behavior, and so they don’t After threatening pussy pet number two with the paddle, whip, or cat o' nine tails and she still refuses to obey me, I'm forced to use extreme measures to discipline her: Hog tying her while I'm away at work all day; gag ball in her mouth; trying to teach her that I'm the boss; the mistress of the house and she must obey me. 8 - The Great Transition 3 Remember that if mistress doesn’t want you to do something, she has her reasons, and they are good enough for any pet, He wasn't normal, and it was no reflection on you. Love is a gift we receive, and it’s a precious gift, and we need to both respect and care for it, because without it the world is a very colorless place Wait, I bet I can guess, I'm okay with this behavior as their owner - Not to mention that lacking pussy confidence makes it nearly impossible to really enjoy oral sex What’s the problem, my geeky friend 2. Play Time: Play time is essential for your pets and for you. Things to notice when you're checking yourself out: the flare of your labia (otherwise known as your pussy lips), the varying hues of your folds of skin (who knew it was such a colorful region. A truly amazing pet is the one that could get off simply by hearing his mistress moan with the pleasure he is giving her… but a good pet would never orgasm without his mistress’ expressed permission of course Pussy pet number two has had to learn the house rules the hard way, I'm afraid, Be open to all kinds of experiences, this may be the second most important, And more importantly, how to keep it in place during a date - Has he already left, Don't believe me, The Introduction: Introducing a new pet into its new home or introducing your new pet to an existing pet can sometimes be tricky, Pussy pet number one has a small delicate, sweet face with bright, hazel-colored, expressive eyes, Often times handling a “fun” punishment badly can earn a pet a night spent alone on the cold floor, untouched and ignored… which is far worse than any physical pain mistress would willingly inflict A good pet should always go the extra mile, if she wants something done, do it well or even far better than she expected you too, the pleased look on her face should be enough reward for any pet If I am ashamed of my body, of the very parts of me that make me unique as a woman, how can I give the gift of myself to another 6 The biggest obstacle to overcome on the path to "bush confidence" is your own mind, Ever watched yourself come or admired the way a toy looks sliding in and out of your pussy Learn to Desire her pleasure, learn to -enjoy- making her orgasm even if you’re getting no such treatment yourself Do you hate to see your partner pulling pubic hair from his teeth. So will you please give him a chance and think about how he must feel when you sound off or ignore him or put him off, or tell him you’re too tired, or snarl at him or wound his pride, would you please, A slightly more advanced (and more fun for the adventurous) version of this would be masturbating in front of a larger mirror, Most mistresses will allow their pets plenty of free time, and other social interactions, jobs or school, which means that the pets needs are served thoroughly as well… but never mistake that as anything more than her being generous, not something to be abused, it’s part of her showing how much she loves you For that matter, if you have a partner who seems to like giving oral sex, as I've discovered many men do, actually listen to him when he tells you he loves the way you taste, the way you smell you when you're aroused, the way you grab his head when he's doing something that feels good, the way your legs tighten around his ears as your body begins to tremble in climax I'll fill the bathtub full of water; adding a capful of cherry scented, bubble bath and they both climb into to the tub at the same time. Ladies, I recently wrote a story called What Every Man Wants…and posted it on a website, just sort of for fun, and because I think it is so long overdue. 1, Discipline/Obedience: You may have noticed that I have referred to this chapter in other areas throughout the How To text Might I suggest how to begin, Feelings of jealousy between two pets can lead to a lot of yelling, screaming and pussy fighting between your pets, and that just isn't fun at all; imagine hair flying, screaming tantrums and slammed doors in your home

They snuggle and fondle one another, and if I'm not there, they're constantly rubbing up against each other - Good men, not bad men…hardworking, these guys so try, and we so mystify them, and ignore them and abuse them Pets are always so happy to see you; rubbing up against you or licking your feet; delighted to have you home, Sometimes as a bonus, I'll smack her ass with the back of the brush handle; sending her into ecstasy, and she pushes her generous butt further into the air; hips swaying, praying that I'll do it again and again and again. Sleeping Arrangements: Both my pets have their own separate beds, and most of the time they sleep together; bodies spooning, or tangled and wrapped around the other in one bed or the other, Trust me on this. We lost her so young…) SEDUCTION is the solution. It's really a fun way to get clean - It also partly depends on you, on who you are and what your particular hang-ups are - She has small and pink, perky nipples, a tight little ass and dainty pussy feet. HEY Remember that as a pet there is no such thing as taboo if it’s what mistress wants… if you find yourself shocked or appalled by any of your mistress’ desires… then perhaps you should -not- be a pet, allows my partner the pleasure of pleasing me, We should be thankful for them because they are part of us, part of the blessing and beauty of being a woman. It is not about you Oh thank you, if she would just realize I just want to be loved and to love her, and I’m sorry I forgot to take out the trash two months ago, I am Trust me, okay, She’s not interested, So I thought, what the hell, I’ll try my hand at writing this and see where it goes, The answer is- I can't, Just whip those clothes off and stand there when he comes in and say hi, he will catch on, trust me on this, and if he doesn’t, The guy with the weird hang-ups who always wanted to shower after having his mouth on your pussy. Sort of like that before you were married stuff, they want you to like them, and they want to be told they’re cool, and smart, when they are This goes for everything from chores she wishes you to do, to sexual acts This is the most important part of being a pet, beyond all else, good or naughty… it’s the loving pet who is kept for eternity, ) B, Whether you love cats, dogs, birds, fish, snakes, rabbits, turtles, or pussies, pets make terrific additions to the family, Good luck in serving your own mistress if you have been claimed, if you haven’t, and you’ve ever felt the desire to be a submissive, find someone that will collar you, it’s a hell of an experience Love needs care and feeding, it needs sunlight and water, and good soil to grow and flourish in health, and all he is trying to say with this, is he isn’t flourishing and he wants to Bare isn't just for porn stars, and I can tell you from first hand experience that being bare increases sensations, particularly during oral sex - There’s no denying that the fairer sex requires more maintenance than Rush Limbaugh’s hammock, but at the end of the date, she’s just as horny as you are - Ever notice him look down while he's on top, watching his cock plunge into you. As a personal note on this subject, I've recently trained my pets to have my favorite cocktail waiting for me when I walk through the front door after a long day's work; giving me another reason to want to get home right away There are times when we all sleep together in my bed, but that can get pretty crowded, hot, sweaty and loud (lots of zealous affection) which can cause issues with your neighbors, not to mention wreaking havoc on your circadian cycle And when I am being seen, tasted and devoured, I fully enjoy every second knowing that there isn't anything getting between me and his (or her) mouth, It's not a hard job, just requires some scissors; it's easiest while sitting on the toilet (instant disposal of the hair and easier straddling position) Discipline should be used to demonstrate that rules are necessary to not only protect your pet, but discipline is essential at keeping the chaos in your house to a minimum. One girl will say yes, eventually They were full of shit about everything, if you recall, so there's no reason to believe them about this - It's important that your new pet feels loved, wanted and safe in its new environment, Men won’t tell you this, actually, it’s almost beyond them to, and they’re scared of us, cause we scream and sob and rant and rave and accuse, which is a girl thing, and they really aren’t sure how to deal with it when we do that - Pussy pet number two is relatively new to our family and possesses a completely different personality and different features than pussy pet number one Nerd I tell her repetitively not to pounce on pussy pet number one and she knows not to use the carpet as her scratching post, but she does it anyway, because she knows she'll be punished later with the nipple clamps, or the spanking board And perhaps the reason for so many dissatisfying sex lives is that many others can't either They want to matter in your lives, just like we want to matter in theirs…so ladies first has always been the rule, so make them important in their own lives, in yours, Deny her no power, if you aren’t 100% certain you are allowed to do something, then ask mistress politely for permission to do it - Her blond hair is extremely fine and very, very soft to the touch, and she has black highlights at the tips; adding interest to her light-colored features; making her sexy and exotic, 5, This pussy will do anything I ask of her; I've trained her well. What you see in that mirror is similar to what your man sees when he's fucking you They persevere, or in a worse case scenario, they get a mistress or cheat or some how try to cope with life in a marriage that doesn’t really seem to even need them or care what they need We save sleeping together in my bed for the weekends, so we have the time to sleep in late and lounge around in bed until late the next morning - Be open to sudden change… many evenings mistress may not want a pet… she may simply want her lover, or maybe even reverse roles entirely so she can be submissive herself for a while Social acceptance requires one skill and one skill only: Acting - They're not picky about where they end up - Both my pets wear black latex, full bodied cat suits, with 4" stiletto, black leather healed boots, neck collars and an occasional, ball gag If we head outside to a park to romp around in the grass, both pussy pets must be on a leash, They know a lot more about pussies than you do. Visualize what you want, have a plan for getting it - Women sent emails, even, saying you’re so right and I do forget and so many women don’t even realize this. I'm lucky, because my pets love eating nearly all the same foods I eat: Fresh, multi-colored vegetables, lots of fresh fish and high fiber, low fat carbohydrates, like brown rice And that was last week. So how do we become "bush confident" you might be asking

I've have had all types of pussy pet breeds, and quite frankly, I thoroughly enjoyed them all. It sucks to get rejected, but it sucks worse tugging your wiener alone in your basement throughout the new decade. 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Does it bother you to have a full bush, Those teenage boys who made fish jokes, Pussy pet number one understands the rules; she obeys me and I don't have to discipline her very often, unless of course it's treat time and she wants a good spanking across her delicious bottom - The taste and smell of a pussy is sexy and sweet, with just the right tangy kick 3 Perv Just good ol’ fashioned charm I'm the mistress of the house, and I want my pets to be happy, so I acquiesce to pussy pet number two's naughty behavior and spank, whip, slap, blindfold, confine and tie her up, until she obeys me and then I lavish her with kisses and love - They play together; washing the other's hair, backs and all the hiding places that get dirty, like in between pussy toes, underneath their long, talon nails, the skin beneath their pussy nipples and the delicate, soft, wet folds just behind their tails - I want to, but I can’t be happy treated worse than the dog, I can’t…and I need you to listen and try and want to make this better (NOTE: Don’t keep asking the same girl They go to work, they sit in front of the TV, they mow the yard, they grumble occasionally, but men literally don’t talk as much as we do, and they have men theories about stuff like women, things like “pick your battles” and don’t mess with PMS and giving in is easier than fighting and they sort of figure they have to put up with how squirrelly we are or we won’t put up with them, Ask a lesbian. These are just some thoughts of mine on what a pet should do for it’s mistress, I’ve been owned by my mistress for a long while now, and have never been happier After some time passed, both pussy pets have come to realize how much they enjoy being together - They aren’t going to tell you good things, they’re gonna try to get you to hate men like they do - You could be having sex with an actual girl right now Cool guys act like other cool guys Her cute, dainty, budding pink, pussy tongue peeks out behind her pouty, sensitive lips whenever I pet her They have the muscles but we have the power to make their lives beautiful or not, and if we don’t do our part, they won’t do theirs, it’s as simple as that, they do not respond to negativity, no one does…and there’s a reason there are two, we do compliment each other, and we are meant to go through this life hand in hand. Owning a pet can bring a lot of added joy into your life, and it's almost impossible to stay in a bad mood for very long when you gaze upon a pair of devoted pet eyes, especially after coming home after an exhausting day In other words, SEDUCTION. Discipline is very important She is very special, and needs to be reminded of that as much as possible, you are her loyal pet, and will never leave her side, never hurt her, never let her down He's not checking himself out girls; it's what he's doing to you that he's admiring, Because if you don't know what your partner is seeing when he/she is between your legs, you're more likely to be ashamed and/or embarrassed They look in the mirror and teach themselves how to smile without any buckteeth protruding You are her toy to tease and torment as she wants, for her own pleasure, and when you are a good pet…then she may allow you pleasure of your own beyond that gained simply from serving her nage a trios with playful pussies And what they want is to be your man, your idol, your hero, and your friend Men aren’t selfish, they really aren’t, what they are is quiet, introspective and unsure how to explain what they want any more than you are at times You see, it makes me think that she likes the punishment I give to her They don’t even know how, let alone why, so it’s totally unnerving to them when we do that stuff…and then they just sort of huddle in like turtles waiting for the enemy to go away - Her pussy ears and long pussy tail look like they've been dipped in black ink Her perfectly lush, pussy lips are dark; almost purple; and she has full, ample nipples, which compliment her bountiful hips and round, supple ass, "Me-ore, Really, I wrote it for some of the men in my life, guys I’ve worked with, some may be your husbands even, and guys I know, Being trimmed isn't short enough Guys do that action thing, not words, and they like actions, they like Rambo and Fred Flintstone and they’d really rather you just showed them attention than sat and said, ok, so tell me your true inner feelings here…so hey 7. But someone else is. And more importantly, she WANTS you to give it to her. It's a good question, one with many answers, Well treat the man in your life at least that well. Every time mistress wishes you to please her, do it with all your conviction. His days of trial-and-error are hitting a second decade, and he’s seriously considering one of those damn Fleshlights, She loves having her fluffy, long, silky tail brushed. 1.

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