Written by Mat CutsTeacher of fencing (weeping). They beat me.
Jourdain.
Why you did not stab them.
Teacher of fencing.
Here I on them to the law court will give, they will know.
Pankrass. Calmness. First of all, sir, you will change your to the manner
to be expressed.
You had to say: they it seems to me that me beat.
Teacher of fencing. As - it seems.
Jourdain. | Gentlemen, take chairs.
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| This is remarkable person, it immediately
everything will explain to you. |
Teacher of fencing. |
As - it seems.
Pankrass. Sir, philosophy teach us that there must not be the completely decisive
judgments. It can seem you, but fact in reality can and not
to exist.
Jourdain. Well, here you see.
Teacher of fencing. What you do see. This of stupidity some.
Pankrass. And it furthermore you seems that this of stupidity.
Jourdain. Well here, I told you.
Teacher of fencing. But please, in me on the physiognomy bruise.
Pankrass.
It seems you that it on the physiognomy.
Teacher of fencing.
I understand nothing.
Pankrass. It seems you that you understand nothing.
You now will understand everything.
You will present to me your matter.
Teacher of fencing. The fact is that these two scoundrels…
Teacher of music. } We will show you
Teacher of dances. | scoundrels.
Jourdain. Gentlemen, gentlemen…
Pankrass. First of all, in what language you do want to me to speak.
Teacher of fencing. On that, which in my mouth.
Pankrass.
You did not understand.
Jourdain.
You did not understand.
Pankrass. On what adverb. You do want, in Greek.
Jourdain. Ah, features…
Teacher of fencing. No.
Pankrass. In Latin.
Teacher of fencing. No.
Pankrass. On -Syrian.
Teacher of fencing. No.
Pankrass. In Yiddish.
Teacher of fencing. No.
Pankrass. In Arabic. Give, give.
Teacher of fencing. Of course not.
Pankrass.
In Italian, in Spanish, in English, in German.
Teacher of fencing.
No. In the native language.
Pankrass. A- A. On the native.
In that case, I please you, switch over to this ear.
This ear is intended in me for the foreign languages, while this separately,
for the native.
Teacher of fencing . This is blockhead, but not philosopher.
Pankrass. It seems you that I am blockhead.
Jourdain.
It seems you.
Teacher of fencing.
Phooey. (It spits into Pankrassa.)
Jourdain. What you do make. Mr.
philosopher, you will forgive.
Pankrass.
If you please, if you please, it did not fall.
Teacher of fencing. You features or man. (It rushes to Pankrassa.)
Jourdain is turned under and he obtains on the physiognomy.
Jourdain. Thanks. However, what this such.
Pankrass. Nothing, nothing, it even touched me.
Jourdain. But please…
Pankrass. Only one- do not be angry.
Jourdain. I will not be angry. You chase it there, scoundrel. And forever from to house.
Teacher of music. } It is time.
Teacher of dances. | With the pleasure.
The teachers of music and dances grip the teacher of fencing and
they volokut him there.
Pankrass. Without anger, without anger, Mr. Jourdain.
Jourdain. I without anger.