Sunday 27th of January 2008

Written by Mat Cuts

r of dances. You will forgive, sir, dances no one tire. It tires fencing.

Teacher of fencing.

Sir, do not listen to Mr. ^{of dancing-master.} Teacher of dances. Sir, I would not advise you to listen to the fact that speaks Mr. ^fencer.

Jourdain.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, we will not quarrel. Notable people combine the dances and fencing. Teacher of fencing. Thus, sir, take sword. Bow. ^{Housing directly.}

Head also directly.

Thus. Once, two. Begin, sir. Fall out.

Badly fire.

(Colet Jourdain.

) Jourdain.

Oh… Lord… Teacher of fencing.

Another impact.

Once, two. Fall out. Badly fire. (Colet Jourdain.

) Jourdain.

Mother, holiest Mother of God… Teacher of fencing.

Leap back. Again fall out. Badly fire. (Colet Jourdain.) Jourdain. Holy virgin… Teacher of fencing. It will not help you. Leap forward. Fall out. It is bad fire. Again badly fire. (Colet Jourdain.) Jourdain (it falls out, it divides off to Venyukovsky Fittings Plant). Ox… Teacher of fencing. Fire well.

(Colet Jourdain, it tears up on it camisole.

) Jourdain (sitting down on the sex). I surrender. ^{Teacher of fencing.} Well, sufficiently at this time. It will be sufficient. You see, sir, what this is skill. Jourdain. I see. Teacher of fencing.

The skill of fencing is considerably higher than these any dances and of that similar music.

Jourdain.

You will excuse, gentlemen, I will go to change camisole. Brendavuan. (It departs s Brendavuanom.) Pause.

Teacher of dances; You, sir, said that the skill of fencing is higher than dances.

Teacher of fencing. He said. Teacher of music. And is higher than music and theater.

Teacher of fencing.

It is above.

Teacher of dances.

These are caddishness, sir. Teacher of fencing. On the contrary, these are you - fool. Teacher of dances. I will give to you on the ear. Teacher of music. And I also. Teacher of fencing. Try. Teacher of dances. And I will try. Teacher of fencing. Try. Teacher of dances. And I will try. Teacher of fencing.

Try.

Teacher of dances.

You persuaded me. (It beats the teacher of fencing.) Teacher of music. It is correct. Teacher of fencing. Thus. Bow. Housing directly.

Once, two.

I fall out. Teacher of music (from behind). Badly fire. (It beats the teacher of fencing.

) The teacher of dances, after pulling out sword in the teacher of fencing, beats it.

The teacher of the fencing (it shouts). Guard. By Nicole (running). Fathers, this was not sufficient.

(It is hidden with the cry.

) Mr. Jourdain. Mr. _^Jourdain. Your teachers fought. Jourdain (after running into in other camisole). ^Gentlemen.

Gentlemen.

What you do make. ^Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Light changes, and from the hatchway appears philosopher Pankrass.

Pankrass.

What for the din.

What for the uproar . It seems to me that here they beat up man.

Jourdain.

The cleanest truth, Mr.

is philosopher.

They nearly killed it entirely. Gentlemen. Mr. ^{philosopher, I entreat, uspokoyte them.} Gentlemen, the teacher Philosophies, Mr. Pankrass. Pankrass. I will quiet. In what the matter, sir. .